Confidenciality Clauses

Jokes Pargolas

laugh a little and hoping not to arouse criticism, I leave a series of joke called:

"BETWEEN gayness" one or another situation that makes human beings a bit flirtatious male

XD - In what looks like a homosexual group Mecano?
- In what has Mecano Ana Torroja and to'rrojo hoomosexual anus.


- What is a fart?
- The mating call of the sissies.


Two Ladybugs:
- "And what takes the broth?
- with an egg inside.
- Yikes! that rarest position


A ladybug in the bus, tell the driver:
- Cobra?
And the driver, sarasa is also a little, answered:
- And you, snake!


In the midst of a fierce fire, the fire chief discovered missing two of his men ... begins to look uneasy, to no avail. Suddenly, he realizes that one of the trucks moving rhythmically and in a strange way, comes, opens the door and discovered the two men, one above the other in full-Chaca Chaca. Startled cries
- But what are they doing? One
replies
- here is the companion was asphyxia by smoke.
- Why do not you mouth to mouth?
- How do you think we started?


Two friends and one says to another:
- What's wrong ... you rarely see?
- Hush, hush, yesterday down in the elevator, and on the sixth floor of a black rose two meters tall with a superwide shoulders. When was the elevator from floor to floor, the guy stops him and pulls out a knife me at least half a meter and it tells me "or get off your pants and give you the ass or I'll cut you right here."
- So what happened? - Asks the friend.
- Well, I'm not talking to you, asshole! Enter one


in a public toilet to pee and pees while listening to his side: FSHHHHHHHH !!!!! (Such as a hose beast we plan). Gets curious and looks the meodromo of the Lao and see a dwarf with a huge poya! And stared alucinao a ratillo .... the dwarf all proud ... look up:
- Que pasa? Watching joe?
- Ofu 'what I would give for a so-tene, VAAM, is that it would do anything.
- A if, well look, I can give one this big. Is that I'm an elf and I could make you grow everything you want.
- Really? Vamo is that I would do anything to have her really well.
- Well come on, I'll do favorr. You see, you have to do is this: Take off your pants!
- A yeah, yeah, whatever vamo, emociónn uy!
- Now you have to put as a perritoo.
- It says it as USTE sr. duende.
- Well, now while I voyy giving you behind, you will grow your own, right?
- Well, come whatever.
When you have a couple of minutes, he asked the dwarf
- Well, see, tell me about you, what's your name? (As follows: raka, raka ...)
- Bernardo Pueeejeje llamooo me.
- Y Bernardo cua'ntos old are you?
- Tengoooo 29 (raka raka ...)
- And Bernardo study?
- could occur to study Engineering ....
- Hey Bernard, and with 29 blocks and estudiandoo Engineer, still believe in leprechauns?!


A man will spend a weekend in a hotel and Friday night he goes and asks the concierge:
- Listen, and you could get me a putt?
- No, no whores in this city, here we have the Javi pike.
- Well, forget it, I do not like that shit clasee.
On Saturday night, after having tried in vain to link:
- Listen, and I really can not conseeguir a whore?
- I told you not only have to Javi ...
- Well, forget it, I do not like that shit clasee.
On Sunday night, this guy is already desperate.
- Hey, and how much it would cost me so Javi??
- 50,000 pesetas.
- But you say? 50,000? No sounds a bit expensive?
- Vera, is that it should pay me for me, all Javi, and the guys that bind him, because Harvey does not like that kind of shit.


- What is the difference between a heterosexuual and a bisexual?
- Fifteen beers.

Indian
This is the macho, who rides his canoe through the lands of the motilones, the enemy tribe, suddenly shoot an arrow in the shoulder, but he takes it with his own hands, and says:
- I am the Indian macho!
and continued rowing with difficulty. Shortly after an arrow hits the heart, but he keeps exclaiming
- I'm the Indian macho!
and the joke is extended infinitely, while the arrows give in different areas of body, until one gives in its parts, and says with a different tune:
- I'm the queen of the seas .....


A couple in the bedroom, the woman tells her husband:
- Unfasten my shirt and let her on the bed.
- Well.
- Now, let my bra over the siilla.
- Claro.
- Put my shoes in the closet.
- Yes.
- Put my skirt with the laundry.
- now this.
- Give me my panties.
- Take them.
- Well, that is the last time I dressed in my clothes piiillo.


A guy gets on a bus and starts to flirt with a nun flippantly, after a while, starts to play it well she gets off the bus at the next stop and the bus driver says:
- But hey, is that you do not have the slightest regard for anything?
- No, if what happens is that the fantasy of my life is done with a nun.
- Well, in this case will tell you a secret .. This same nun was going every evening to a field near the monastery, and starts to pray under an olive tree that is there for Jesus and it appears to make love.
- Hey, great! Well, quue'll take care of this afternoon is displayed, ja, ja.
That afternoon, this guy is being disguised in a robe and a mask to the field near the monastery and climb to the tree, and sees the nun who comes and goes to pray fervently below. Then jump behind her and says:
- Your prayers have been heard, and I came down from heaven to possess.
- Oh, sir, thank you, but you come quue mine during those days of the month. Would you care to use the road less typical?
- Well, good.
and quickly come to play to the dogs. When finished, the guy takes off his mask and tells the nun:
- Surprise! I'm the bus! Then the nun
removed the habit and says
- Surprise! I'm the driver! Http://excios.blogspot.com