Venezuelan Music for the queues
Let's be honest. All proceedings to be carried in any public office in Venezuela, is a hard kick in the testicles. The endless queues, due to the inefficiency and the peace and quiet of the Venezuelans, but to flourish the most creative ideas of the natives, it remains a scourge that seems to multiply as fast as the Gremlings to touch the water or eat at midnight .
Now, do not walk with a long face throughout our day "tour documentary." You can brighten up our morning, morning, afternoon and evening, depending on the entity, this musical selection chosen for this purpose.
Dido-Hunter
is three, four or five in the morning when you get to the institution or government agency to start heating as . There are people already on the site, what makes you think I did not drink the night before, and danced joropo or simply do not have cable service to stall repetitions the never-ending series Beverly Hills 90210. After you introduce yourself to people you forward or behind you (which you defend the post while eating or miss the meaita below) you get your musical pot (No iPods!) And place your melodious Dido Hunter . With it, turning your neck three times, you stretch and touch her feet. That will be your initial heating for the long journey ahead.
Franz Ferdinard-Take Me Out
Leaving the first ray of sun, appear the cafes, the tabloids, the dumb sing you your requests and impels plasticizers. People begin to appear asking requirements, Copetonas oldies already tired, and because you're younger you have yours and calarte them. In order not to give information about who is the last in line, you put the headphones again, and hear Take Me Out Franz Ferdinard, an energetic tune crescendo beginning to shake the body, and thus the pegostes that you want to join.
Incubus-I wish you were here
Three to five hours after queuing up, begin to appear with total parsimony those "officials" that open minutes over the scheduled time, but superpuntuales close to departure time . At this point, every yawn, a new character appears in front of you that found a hole as they moved and that it takes as its own the place, who minutes earlier was yours. pause and pause between conversations with your "neighbors" to resort I wish you were here Incubus , hoping that what you suffer you suffer tenfold the person who came up the great care system you are. Remember that you do not currently happy, happy bullfighting and you must follow to arm you with such a mellow conversations that salves the ordeal that you have already been in the queue.
This is what you get "Los Amigos Invisibles
later see that there are generous that let the elderly and not so many, in addition to the aggregate say live where you plug in the sun with such spending first. You begin to see an end to the hell they are attending. Of the three who are the stereotype of dumb move your finger in a negative way to the next to go to scratch your back, take pictures or have companion jokes that a colleague told him the day spree that left to take a beers.
The second person may work under the coordination of a clock. Their movements are automatic and all you compliment slips unless it involves leaving your work cubicle. On the contrary, we find the third official, who exudes generosity with the same intensity as his imitation brand perfume. Displays your complete teeth when smiling, and with the care of a mother or father, goodbye to those who visit. Want that to be the person who will attend but disappointment after the attention of the prototype number two, after the first you have rejected. You see the clock and have already spent several hours from your arrival. A voice shouts loud and dry on the bottom that is tailing, who hunger, thirst, urination or should do lunch for their children plus their trisnietos forties.
there to come back to reality are This is what is Los Amigos Invisibles.
AC/DC- TNT
tempers begin to flare up. They come saying that such a person unknown to them and kept his job back further disrupt his talk against the government and the health care system to label newcomers tail, which are in the queue of assholes and officials, incompetent. There comes a voice of greater range or a mediator to calm the situation. You meanwhile, you're in the middle of the climax , stretch your aching legs, squirm the neck a thousand times and imagine a situation when you scream "watch me explode" with vocalist of AC / DC song TNT.
Foo Fighters-Miracle
A few meters to complete the process, feel that everything is a miracle, as described by Dave Grohl in the melodious song. All that has happened, and everything I've suffered, will be one more experience to tell the children that will be sent to do the above lines for you as soon as they are old for it.
Queen-We Are The Champion
You will feel a true champion, even when you're sore, tired, hungry, and without a shred of patience. Still, with paper in hand or procedure performed, the muscles will be those of (write here the complex Terminator actor's name and current governor of California). You feel sorry and grateful for getting rid of your co-tail, which can give so much with their stories but that for reasons of space, learned its many imperfections. Even so, share with them the song and feel you have lived experience that touches on the common in Venezuela where more and more, companies are institutions or entities and that the lines are part of our daily life.
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